Sunday, March 30, 2008

Dotson Salutes - The Coliseum

Last night I went to a baseball game with my Taurus friend and his Taurus friend and my Taurus friend friend's son.

It was the very first time that the Taurus friend friend's son had been to a baseball game! See, the son is from Canada and they don't have baseball in Canada.

Instead of baseball, they have this!!




Indeed! The game that we went to last night was the most-attended baseball game in the history of Earth!

We were a part of history! There were 115,300 people there! And that's not even including the players and the news media and the stadium employees!

So as far as we know, there could have been 9 times as many people there as they announced! In other words, there could have been 1,037,700 people there, which is roughly the population of Prague, France!




Dude! We were PRAGUE last night!


We were PRAGUE!!!!


ON THIS GREAT DAY, MARCH 30, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES THE COLISEUM FOR HOSTING THE MOST-ATTENDED BASEBALL GAME OF ALL-TIME THAT ENABLED ME AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE AT THE GAME TO BE A PART OF HISTORY AND FOR ALLOWING US TO COME TOGETHER AND FEEL LIKE WE WERE THE CITY OF PRAGUE, FRANCE, BECAUSE THOSE OPPORTUNITIES DON'T COME ALONG VERY OFTEN WHERE A GROUP OF PEOPLE GETS TO FEEL LIKE AN EASTERN EUROPEAN CITY, SO YOU GOTTA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THOSE OPPORTUNITIES AND SUFFICE WE DID!


Chris Dotson

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