Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Dotson Salutes - St. Patrick's Day

Happy St. Patty's Day, yo!

I love this day. It's a great day to do things where you wear green and pretend that you're from Ireland and Chicago and sometimes there's a parade but there's always bars open and beer to be drunk and sometimes your mom sends you a St. Patrick's Day card filled with chocolates.

Hey! Remember that movie with Tim Cruise called "Born on St. Patrick's Day" where the Cruiser played a soldier from the Gulf War who thought he was a goblin? The Cruiser was really good in the movie and was nominated for an Oscars® The Grouch, but ultimately lost to David Day Lewis for "My Right Nut."

And it is some serious jive that Juliette Lewis won the Oscars® The Grouch over the Cruiser that year, because in his movie, the Cruiser yelled "Penis! Penis! Big fucking erect penis!"

And did Jerry Lewis yell "Penis!" in "My Right Nut?"

Not even close.

Not even CLOSE!!!!

Yo! Somebody posted the Cruiser "penis scene" on YouTube. I could watch this thing fives times a day every day for the next 7 years. Maybe even for the next EIGHT years!!!




Dude, I am so getting drunk tonight. ST. PATTY'S DAY IN DA HOUSE!!!!


I'm gonna pound 'em back like a 6-year-old Drew Barrymore!




ON THIS GREAT DAY, MARCH 18, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES ST. PATRICK'S DAY FOR BEING AN AWESOME HOLIDAY WHERE YOU CAN PRETEND YOU'RE FROM IRELAND AND CHICAGO AND GO TO A BAR THAT WILL DEFINITELY BE OPEN AND FOR BEING THE HOLIDAY THAT TIM CRUISE'S CHARACTER IS BORN ON IN "BORN ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY" AND FOR THE PENIS SCENE FROM THE MOVIE, BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE ST. PATRICK'S DAY THAN TO SCREAM "BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM.

Speaking of moms, today's Dotman joke is about having sex in a public restroom.

Oooooooh!!!!!




Chris Dotson

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