Sunday, April 6, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Chucky Bronson

Hey!

Have you heard of this awesome television station called AFC?

Me, too!

I don't normally watch it, but today my Aquarius friend came over and she and I ended up watching all kinds of AFC.

Specifically, we watched two movies starring this Scorpio dude named Chucky Bronson.

Chucky Bronson looks like this---



BAD ASS!!


My friend and I watched the last 45 minutes of one movie called "Death Trap 4." And then we watched the first hour of a movie called "Death Trap 5." They were both a lot of entertainment, with all kinds of shit getting both blown up and people getting shot and dying and even there was a roller skating rink shoot-out and all the roller skaters were like, "WHAT THE EFF???? WE'RE JUST TRYING TO ROLLER SKATE AND NOW CHUCKY BRONSON IS SHOOTING AT DUDES WHO DID SOMETHING TO HIS GIRLFRIEND AND NOW WE MIGHT DIE!!!"

But fortunately, some or none of the roller skaters got dead.

WHEW!!!



ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 6, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES CHUCKY BRONSON FOR SHOOTING UP DUDES WHO DID BAD THINGS TO HIS GIRLFRIEND AND/OR WIFE AND/OR CHILD, DEPENDING ON WHICH "DEATH TRAP" MOVIE YOU WERE WATCHING AND ALSO FOR BEING BAD ASS AND FOR BEING A SCORPIO AND FOR BASICALLY JUST ALL KINDS OF THINGS IN THEIR ENTIRETY FOR LIBERTY AND RAINBOWS.


PUMPKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Chris Dotson

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