Thursday, May 15, 2008

Dotson Salutes - 1-866-NO-ATTACKS

Libra Girlfriend and I went out to eat last night and we came across this sign at a bus stop--



Isn't that HORRIBLE???

Apparently Spanish-speaking people HATE kittens and there is now a crisis hotline for them to call whenever they have the urge to attack one.

The number is 1-866-NO-ATTACKS.

WHY, Spanish-speaking people????



WHY do you hate kittens so much????

What did they ever do to you????

There's a part of me that wants to hate all Spanish-speaking people because attacking kittens is uncalled for, regardless of what your preferred language is.



But another part of me recognizes that Spanish-speaking people really need our help. And that help is being provided by 1-866-NO-ATTACKS.

So, THANK YOU, 1-866-NO-ATTACKS for helping Spanish-speaking kitten abusers see the light. If you were a sexy real estate agent and not a phone number, I would totally bang you.



ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 15, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES 1-866-NO-ATTACKS FOR HELPING SPANISH-SPEAKING PEOPLE DEAL WITH THEIR HATRED OF KITTENS AND ASSISTING THEM WITH SAID ANGER SO THAT THE ABUSE OF THE KITTEN COMMUNITY WILL NOT CONTINUE AND WE SHOULD NOT BE UPSET WITH ANGRY SPANISH-SPEAKERS BUT FEEL COMPASSION AND BELIEVE THAT SOMEDAY THEY WILL WAKE UP AND NOT ABUSE A KITTEN NO MORE FOREVER.


MEOW!


Today's Dotman joke is about how gay marriage is now okay in California.



Chris Dotson

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