Things are finally settling down a bit for the Dot. We wrapped the funny kung fu comedy movie yesterday. It was a lot of fun and should be hilarious. I will post a link for that sucker when it's on the worldwide web.
Last night Libra Girlfriend and I saw "You Don't Screw with the Sandman," starring Adam Samberg and Rick Swardson.
Both Girlfriend and I were in need of some mindless entertainment following a busy week for both of us, not to mention that it was HOT AS BALLS the past few days in L.A.
And do you have ANY IDEA how HOT balls are? They're pretty 'EFFIN HOT and that's why you need to keep them in the air!!!!
Soon girlfriend and I will take her car to get it washed. Later we will drop in on my Sagittarian friend who is going to make us all a quiche. Or a few quiches. I'm not sure how all this works.
It's never to early to make your daughter think she's a sweaty whore!!!!!
ON THIS GREAT DAY, JUNE 23, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES MONDAYS BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT YOU JUST FINISHED SHOOTING A KUNG FU COMEDY MOVIE AND NOW LIFE SLOWS DOWN FOR YOU A BIT AND YOU GET TO SCREW WITH THE SANDMAN AND YOU GET TO TAKE LIBRA GIRLFRIEND'S CAR TO THE WASH AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL MAKE YOU QUICHE AND YOUR DAUGHTER IS A WHORE.
Today's Dotman Joke actually features TWO jokes. So that means you have twice as many opportunities to not laugh.
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