Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Condom-Con

Another day, another bunch of jive for the Dot Train.

Here's what went down---

1. Went to yoga.
2. Experienced a 5.4 earthquake while doing yoga.
3. Received a harassing phone call from mother.
4. Went to an audition for a Honda Commercial.
5. Went to an audition for a Microsoft video.
6. Came home and sent out emails to friends that Libra Girlfriend and I are engaged.
7. Bowled a 118.

THAT'S A FULL EFFIN' DAY IN MY BOOK!!!!!!

Not only!!!!

Sunday Libra Girlfriend and I went to Condom-Con!

Condom-Con looks like this---




And if you go there, you receive free high fives!



You can also pose in front of a replica of the "frozen" Hans Solo from "Star Trek" and you can look like you don't want to have your picture taken and also partially block the Hans Solo doll.



At Condom-Con you can also eat an $8 "gourmet" pizza with your Libra Girlfriend that tastes like absolute shit.



If you're lucky, at Condom-Con you can also have your picture taken with the entire cast from "Star Wars!"



The Hulks was at Condom-Con and he wasn't even wearing a shirt! Libra Girlfriend was all over his delicious bod!



Also at Condom-Con there is Castle Grayskull!!!!



In addition, at Condom-Con, Libra Girlfriend and I ran into Lloyd Kaufman and he let us take his picture with him since Libra Girlfriend bought a halter top at his kiosk.



Yeah!!!!

And on the drive home, there was a gigantic breast!!!!



All of this and more can be yours for attending the one and only Condom-Con!

See ya in 2007!!!!!


ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 29, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES CONDOM-CON, WHICH HE AND LIBRA GIRLFRIEND ATTENDED ON JULY 27, 2008 FOR BEING A PLACE WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE LIKE FREE HIGH FIVES AND POSING WITH THE CAST OF "STAR WARS" FROM BEHIND AND THE HULK AND LLOYD KAUFMAN TAKING HIS PICTURE WITH US AND GIGANTIC BREAST ALERT!


My mother telephoned me today and told me something must be done about the Dotman. She said he can not be allowed to tell any more of his inane jokes.

Mother, I am doing the best I can but the Dotman is like the cockroach. It seems he's destined to survive.

AND he knows how to ride a bike.



This is no good.


And know what else is no good?????

THIS JOKE!!!!!




Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Friday, July 25, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Mickey's Space Ship Shuttle

BINGO!

Right now the Moon is in Taurus, which means it's a great time to go out and eat a ton of MEAT!!!!



And that's exactly what I did this afternoon! I met Libra Girlfriend for lunch and promptly ordered a steak® quesadilla. I ate half of it at the restaurant and ate the other half when I got home. In addition to eating the other half at home, I also downed some grapes.

SEE! Grapes all gone!!!



Now!

While Libra G.F. and me were having our lunch, out the window we saw a van that said "Mickey's Space Ship Shuttle" on the side.

The van looked like this---



And I told Libra G.F. right then and there that those bastards were getting a Dotson Salute!

If you haven't already visited their website in the above link, I would encourage you to do so as soon as possible.

In the meantime, here is just a TASTE of what you can expect to see on their site---

1. You will see this---



Free mouse ears for kids under 8 while they last! Who does that anymore??? No one I can think of! Not even Virgin Mary.



PLUS! The folks at Mickey's give a damn about your personal safety. Here is some advice right here---



I love these guys!

I'm coming over for Thanksgiving!



ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 25, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES MICKEY'S SPACE SHIP SHUTTLE BECAUSE IF YOU'RE UNDER 8 YOU'LL GET FREE MOUSE EARS WHILE THEY LAST, BECAUSE THEY HAVE AN AWESOME WEBSITE THAT TELLS PEOPLE SAFE PLACES TO STAY WHILE VISITING LOS ANGELES AND I LOVE THESE GUYS AND I'M COMING OVER FOR THANKSGIVING!


The Dotman's unfunny joke today revolves around his aunt and uncle.



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Nick Mahorn

Even if yu arent a sports fan, purhaps you herd of this storee about Nick Mahorn who is a coach in the assistant cupacity for a WNBA Team and that team is called the Deetroit something-or-uther and he was involved in a fracas, witch is like a fite, and he shoved right to the ground this WNBA chick named like Lisa Lesbo or something and he's taking heet rite now for it because we all know you don't shove a ladee, even if it's in a fite during a basket ball game and all hell is braking loose.

Dick Mahorn looks like this---



Since he an assistance coach, he gets 4 tickits to eech basketball game and he is very proud of those tickets and is always showing them off.

Here iz unother picshure of him holding 4 tickets---



The video of Vic Mahorn pushing Lisa "Isle of" Lesbo to the ground is vu-able here--



"I ate a lot of tacos before the game," said Mahorn. "Sometiems I eet up to 7 tacos before a game, but that night I had as many as 9."




ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 24, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES LICK MAHORN FOR BEING INVOLVED IN A FITE AND FOR GETING 4 FREE TICKETS TO EACH DEETROIT FEMININE GAME AND FOR EATING AS MANY AS NINE TACOS AND I'M BETTING HE'S SURE SORRY ABOUT PUSHING LISA LESBIA DOWN TO THE CORTE BECUSE EVEN MICK MAHORN KNOWS YOU DON'T PUSH A LADY ANY TIME EVER AND I THINK HE'S PRETTY EMBARRASSSED BY THE HOLE THING AND HE CAN EAT NINE TACOSE.

Todaze Dotman Joke is even shitty bye his standards.



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Every David Bowie song except "Young Americans."

Yesterday I forgot to take my iPod in the car with me, so me and Libra Girlfriend had to drive around all day listening to the effin' radio.

At one point, the David Bowie song "Young Americans" came on. It's not my favorite Bowie song, but it WAS Bowie, so I figured I'd leave it. Plus, I assumed Libra Girlfriend wanted to hear the song since all chicks LOVE David Bowie.

David Bowie looks like this---



So basically what happened is that we listened to "Young Americans" for what felt like several seconds and then I said to Libra G.F., "Do you mind if I see if there's something else on?" And she said, "Oh, God. Please!"

And then we found another song. (I think we settled on "Tush" by ZZ Top. That song kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Irregardless of convention, it was good in the long run that "Young Americans" came on because otherwise maybe me and Libra Girlfriend would have gone our entire lives without realizing that we or the other was not particularly fond of the song by "David Bowie" about Americans being youngs and gimme gimme shock treatment!!!!!



Nuthin' to it but to do it!!!!



ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 23, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES EVERY DAVID BOWIE SONG EXCEPT FOR "YOUNG AMERICANS" BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER SONGS KICK ASS AND IF YOU MAKE ENOUGH SONGS, SOME WON'T BE AS STRONG AS OTHERS AND NUTHIN' DO IT BUT TO DO IT AND GIMME GIMME SHOCK TREATMENT AND LIBRA GIRLFRIEND AND I ARE CLOSER THAN EVER BEFORE THANKS TO "YOUNG AMERICANS" NOT REALLY RESONATING WITH EITHER OF US.

Today's Dotman joke is about buying jewelry.



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Getting blood drawn up the butt.

Man, I've been getting my blood drawn a lot lately!

One time I got it drawn last Thursday.

And then I got it drawn just again today!

I am feeling spacey as ass, but I have eaten some things now and that should help me feel less spacey as ass.

Here is what I've eaten---

1. 1/2 chocolate chip cookie from Subway®
2. 1/2 bag of Salt and Vinegar potato chips purchased at Subway®
3. 6" Veggie Sub from Subway®
4. 1 bag of Jalapeno-flavored chips purchased at Subway®
5. 1 non-organic apple
6. About 17 almonds

Now I'm about to eat-

7. 1 can of Chicken Noodle Soup


Then I might take a nap before picking up Libra Girlfriend, who is having her hair done.

DAMN! I AM GETTING BLOOD DRAWN UP THE BUTT!!!!

And I was supposed to get a large, plush drop of blood for being BRAVE and getting my blood drawn twice in FIVE DAYS. I don't know who dropped the ball on that one. I don't know if it was the clinic's fault or the fault of the dude wearing the hat in the picture below----


But I do know this! If the guy in the hat's name is "Brice," I'm gonna have sex with each and every one of his aunts!





AND PRINT IT!!!


ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 22, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES GETTING BLOOD DRAWN UP THE BUTT BECAUSE IF I CAN SURVIVE THIS I CAN SURVIVE ANYTHING AND I AM GOING TO KEEP EATING ALL KINDS OF SHIT UNTIL I STOP FEELING SPACEY AS ASS AND THEN I'LL TAKE A NAP AND THE GUY IN THE HAT HAS UNTIL MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO BRING ME MY LARGE, PLUSH DROP OF BLOOD OR I'M FILING A LAWSUIT AND WILL BEGIN BANGING HIS AUNTS AND I'M STARTING WITH THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE, BUT THAT'S ONLY IF HIS NAME IS "BRICE." OTHERWISE, IT'S OKAY.

The Dotman's joke today is about Dave Coulier's ex-girlfriend.



Lucky us.



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Monday, July 21, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Norman Bates

All y'all reading 'bout the golf today and I know what y'all be thinkin'--

Y'all thinkin' that Norman Bates blew it at the British Opens yesterday.



Y'all sayin', "That dude's a poser. He sucked ass big time in that 4th round. Them first three rounds wuz a fluke. That's all that shit was. A FLUKE."

Yeah? Well guess whats?

Ain't no fluke.

First off, motherfucker's 137 years old. I'd like to see your ass hitting a golf ball when you's 137 years old and see if y'all be leadin' the British Opens after three rounds.

Shit.

Second off, dude be bangin' Ivan Lendl.



WHO GIVES A SHITS how you golf when you bangin' that piece of ass? That is a piece of ass that no man be bangin' 'cept for Norman Bates and he be lovin' every minute of that shit. Here's what Norman Bates said 'bout bangin' Ivan Lendl.

"It's the fifth greatest sex I've ever had."



That's straight from Norman Bates's mouth, mothafucka! Who all got time to focus on no golf tournament when he havin' the fifth greatest sex of his life?"

Shit.


ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 21, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES NORMAN BATES CUZ Y'ALL DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW HE BANGING IVAN LENDL AND HAVING HIMSELF THE FIFTH GREATEST SEX OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE. Y'ALL DON'T KNOW.


That skinny-ass Dotman be back, too. Ain't no shit goin' right today. None.




Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Dotson Salutes - David Lynch's Autograph

Haven't felt this good in months.

IN MONTHS!

I am currently watching "Bufalo '66" on DVD. I purchased this DVD in 2005 on Amazon and it's taken me 3 years to finally unwrap it and put it in the DVD Player.



But I'm watching it now and it's currently the scene where Anjelica Huston is asking Vincent Gallo if he wants a ginger ale.

SO!

As you can see, there is ALL KINDS of shit happening for me right now.

I am on the proverbial ROLL!!!!

In addition to the above, I got a message from a YouTube user today who told me she enjoyed my David Lynch impression videos and she sent me a picture of a tattoo she has, which is a tattoo of David Lynch's autograph.

Her tattoo looks like this---



(And that's a Log Lady tattoo just above the autograph tattoo.)


PLUS!

I have TWO of David Lynch's autographs in my possesssion myself!

One is right here----



It's an autograph in a book. I got that one directly from David Lynch at a book signing.

The second David Lynch autograph is right here---



It's a DVD autograph on "Inland Empire." My friend's friend got that when he ran into David Lynch at a book store and told David Lynch he would buy one of David Lynch's DVDs if David Lynch wouldn't mind signing it. David Lynch agreed.

Then my friend's friend got home and realized he didn't really want the David Lynch DVD, so he gave it to my friend.

And then my friend gave it to me!!!


Yeah, friends!!!




ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 20, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES DAVID LYNCH'S AUTOGRAPH FOR BEING TATTOOED ON THE RIGHT CALF OF A YOUTUBE USER WHO LIKES MY DAVID LYNCH IMPRESSION VIDEOS, FOR BEING IN A BOOK THAT I BOUGHT AT BORDER'S BOOKS IN WESTWOOD, FOR BEING ON AN "INLAND EMPIRE" DVD THAT MY FRIEND'S FRIEND INDIRECTLY GOT FOR ME AND YEAH, FRIENDS!!!!


Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Heath Ledger's Spirit

Saw "Da Dark Knight" last night. It's a movie about Batman. It good. Damn good.

Libra Girlfriend be psychic so she told me she could hear Heath Ledger's voice during the movie. He was "happy," girlfriend said. He said he was really excited about the movie and kept saying, "I can't believe that's me!" He was very happy with his performance.

And girlfriend said overall that he seemed to be in a really good place. So that was good to hear. And the movie was good, too, so that was even better. Pretty much the awesomest action movie of all-time. Even awesomer than the kick-ass action movie "Billy Martin: The Man. The Myth. The Manager."



Here is Libra Girlfriend posing with Heath Ledger's costume from "Da Dark Knight."



The photo is dark, but SO IS THE MOVIE, so it's like a THEME! A THEME OF DARKNESS!!!


And nothing says "darkness" like growing your own pistachios!!!




ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 19, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES HEATH LEDGER'S SPIRIT FOR TALKING TO LIBRA GIRLFRIEND DURING "DA DARK KNIGHT," FOR BEING IN A GOOD PLACE, FOR BEING EXCITED ABOUT HIS AWESOME PERFORMANCE IN "DA DARK KNIGHT," AND SOON I WILL BE GROWING MY OWN PISTACHIOS AND THEY WILL BE DELICIOUS AS FUCK AND NO COPS.


Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Friday, July 18, 2008

Dotson Salutes - The "Heathcliff" Theme Song

Not long ago in a very recent time when in the past there were things that happened, one of those things that happened is that Libra Girlfriend and I watched a WHOLE thirty minutes of cartoon openings from the '80s.

And one of those openings was from the cartoon "Heathcliff."

Heathcliff looks like this---



And you can watch the "Heathcliff" theme song right here---



It's pretty much the greatest song ever written.

IN FACT!

It would be in my Top 5 songs of all-time.


Here are my 5 Favorite Songs of all-time in no particular order---

10. "The Living Years" by Mike & The Mechanics
2. The "Love Boat" Theme Song
5. Cheese
17. "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul
43. "Sometimes a Fantasy" by Billy Joel
3. "Chips" Theme Song
23. Tom Hanks
47. "Don't Be Cruel" by Bobby Brown
18. "Lady in Read" by... some dude
3. "Jumpin' Jack Flash" by The Beatles
3. 3

And MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE SONG OF ALL-TIME is------

"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES" BY G.I. JOE



G.I. Joe looks like this---



And he knows owls.

HE KNOWS ALL THE OWLS!!!!!


ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 18, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES THE "HEATHCLIFF" THEME SONG FOR BEING A SONG YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO AND WATCH IN A VIDEO AND YOU LIKE TO SING IT AND IT'S IN YOUR TOP-5 SONGS OF ALL-TIME AND YOUR FAVORITE SONG OF ALL-TIME IS "PORK CHOP SANDWICHES" AND G.I. JOE KNOWS ALL THE OWLS. ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In addition to knowing owls, if you stand behind a podium, G.I. Joe will show up and he will kick your ass!!!!

Here's G.I. Joe getting mad at people standing behind podiums and threatening ass-kicking right here---



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Not giving the fucks the satisfaction.

Damn effin' McDonald's kicking my ass again...

Hadn't eaten McDonald's in like 97 years and then two months ago my car gets rear-ended in a parking lot (no major damage) so me and Libra Girlfriend are driving home and I'm in a bad mood and I say to her, "Let's go to McDonald's." So we go there and get happy meals and Kung-Fu Panda toys and shit and then I end up acting a short film a few weeks later where I do kung-fu martial arts and when we're filming there's not much food on the set so before I go to the set each morning, I get McDonald's for breakfast. I suck down a sausage biscuit and some orange juice and I'm good to go.

Went another month or so without McDon's, but then this morning Libra girlfriend and I are up at the crack of dawn and she's hungry as fuck because she didn't eat nothing last night save for some edamame and a Toblerone®. (For the record, I had the EXACT SAME dinner last night and it was DELICIOUS.)





So we go to McDonald's and order the Sausage McMuffin Meal for G-friend and then I get an order of hash browns and a small orange juice for myself.

Anyway, long story short---

They gave me a LARGE orange juice. Charged me the large price, too.

I was going to post a picture of the large orange juice, but then I was like, "Don't give it the satisfaction, the fuck!"

I remember in the movie "Goodfellas" (and someday I'm going to make a sequel to "Goodfellas" and call it "AWESOMEfellas" and then I'm going to be rich, my friend!)


And I remember in the movie "Goodfellas" where Ray "I Was Never in the Film 'Turbulence'" Liotta and Bobby "Deer Hunter" DeNiro are leaving a diner and there's two detectives sitting in a parking lot (or maybe they're FBI guys) and "Deer Hunter" walks over to the FBI guys's car and knocks on their window because they've fallen asleep and "Turbulence" says to "Deer Hunter"---

"Don't give them the satisfaction, those fucks."

And then "Deer Hunter" says to the FBI guys this---

"Come on, fuckos. Let's go for a ride."

And then "Turbulence" does his laugh and they drive off.

NOW! I knew if I put "Ray Liotta laughing" into the search box on YouTunes, that SOMEBODY, SOMEWHERE would have posted a video. Personally, I was hoping for a 5-minute reel of "Turbulence" laughing in ALL of his movies, but I got this one and it will most certainly do the trick. Thank you, BLSCRW!



ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 17, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES NOT GIVING THE FUCKS THE SATISFACTION, WHETHER IT BE A PLURAL 'FUCKS' LIKE IN THE MOVIE 'GOODFELLAS' OR WHETHER IT BE A SINGULAR 'FUCK' LIKE THE LARGE MCDONALD'S ORANGE JUICE I WAS GIVEN TODAY BECAUSE WHENEVER YOU'RE DEALING WITH A FUCK AND/OR A FUCKS, YOU ARE UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO GIVE THEM THE SATISFACTION AND MORE POWER TO YOU THE CONSUMER BECAUSE BOY, OH, BOY!

Here's another "Instant Classic" from YouTunes User "BLSCRW"---



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Philip Seymour Hoffman's Dad

I was on the Book they call Face yesterday and I came across one of the greatest banner ads of all-time.

It looked like this---



At first I was all like, "Hey! It's Philip Seymour Hoffman's Dad! I've always wanted to talk to him and now here's my chance!"

Then I realized that I CAN'T talk to him because I'm not 26 and I don't need money.

DAMMIT!!!

Why do 26 year-olds who need money get to have all the fun? I'd like to get in Philip Seymour Hoffman's Dad's pants, too. But I don't get to because I'm not the appropriate age. God damn this government and it's narrow effing age restrictions. I am an INDIVIDUAL! You hear me, government??? I can not be categorized like an effin' sheep. I want to have sex with Philip Seymour Hoffman's Dad and believe you me, I will find a way.

And while P.S.H.'s Dad is busy showing me how to make $1000 a day, I'm going to be showering him with PASSION!!!!!

Passion looks like this---



ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 16, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN'S DAD FOR BEING IN A BANNER AD ON FACEBOOK, FOR WANTING TO HELP 26 YEAR-OLDS GET MONEY, FOR BEING A PERSON THAT I WANT TO BANG IMMENSELY, AND FOR BEING A PERSON WHO I WILL GET INTO THE PANTS OF REGARDLESS OF GOVERNMENT AGE RESTRICTIONS AND I WILL SHOWER HIM WITH PASSION AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT PASSION LOOKS LIKE!

It looks like this---



ALSO!!! Remember how in a blog a while back I wrote that it's very possible I was George Bernard Shaw in a previous life?

Well, thanks to YouTunes, I was able to unearth this video of George Bernard Shaw from 1994 and tell me, just TELL ME if you don't think that he and I walk the same!



Never seen me walk before???? Neither have you!!!!!


But Passion HAS!!!



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Chan Poling

Libra Girlfriend and I were hanging out last night and once again we were NOT EATING NACHOS. We have never eaten nachos in the entire time that we've known each other and it's really starting to piss me off.

I blame Alan Thicke.



Then, OUT OF NOWHERE, I checked my email and I saw this---



And I was all like, "Chan Poling added me as a friend on Facebook? The LEAD SINGER of The Suburbs???"



Then I was like, "This is AWESOME! Chan Poling is a FAN of mine!!!" Then I was like, "Wait, which of my roles is he a fan of? Is he a fan of my David Lynch videos? Or maybe the Dotman Jokes? No, wait--- I bet he LOVES the whole i'm Talkathon® and now he wants to network with my ass!"

CHAN POLING WANTS TO NETWORK WITH MY ASS!!!

Then I logged onto Facebook and I found that it was ChanDLER Poling who wanted to be my friend. And actually it totally said ChanDLER Poling in the email, too, but I'd thought that "Chan" was short for "Chandler" anyway, so I still figured it was the same person. But it turns out that it was ChanDLER Poling and ChanDLER Poling is a friend of mine who I bowl with sometimes and it is an equal honor to be friends with Chandler as it is with Chan and butterflies, but here is a Suburbs video to brighten up your day---



And here is a fantastic book for you to read!!!



ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 15, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES CHAN POLING FOR BEING IN THE SUBURBS, FOR NOT ADDING DOTSON AS A FACEBOOK FRIEND, FOR NOT BEING A FAN OF DOTSON AND FOR HAVING AN AWESOME "LOVE IS THE LAW" VIDEO AND DOTSON ALSO SALUTES CHANDLER POLING FOR HAVING A SIMILAR NAME TO CHAN POLING AND FOR BEING AN AWESOME PERSON TO BOWL WITH AND HERE IS A FANTASTIC BOOK FOR YOU TO READ.

The Dotman is on hiatus!

REJOICE!!!

Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Friday, July 11, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Returning Unwatched Netflix

We are so in Cancer.

And whenever we're in Cancer, that means my energy is going to be low. The reason for this is that I have a lot of planets in Capricorn, and Cancer and Capricorn oppose one another on the Zodiac Wheel.

So basically what that means is that while we're in Cancer, I'm going to look like this---



BUT! The good news is that I've been through Cancer many times before and I know that as soon as it passes and we get into Leo, I'm gonna get my mojo back. I'm gonna move and groove and kick all kinds of ass, and at that point I'm going to thrive and I will look like this---



LOOK AT ME THRIVE!! LOOK AT ME THRIVE!!!!


But until that day comes and I once again thrive, I'm having trouble getting motivated to do much of anything.

I don't even have the energy to watch my Netflix movies!!!!



How lazy can you get????

So what happened is that I said to myself that if I can't muster the energy to watch my 3 Netflix flicks, I will instead return them and get 3 fresh ones that I can also ignore.

Here is a list of the 3 Netflix movies I just returned---

1. "Kill Bill Vol. 1"

4. "Orgasm"

8. Wake Up!! No, Seriously! Wake The Eff Up, People! Yes, You! Wake Up! Penis!"


And here is a list of the next 3 movies in my Queue--

1.

14.

11.


Can't hardly wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 11, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES RETURNING UNWATCHED NETFLIX BECAUSE WE'RE IN CANCER RIGHT NOW AND IT'S REEKING HAVOC WITH YOUR CAPRICORN PLANETS AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO WATCH THE NETFLIXES RIGHT NOW SO YOU SEND THEM IN FOR SOME NEW NETFLIXES THAT YOU MAY OR MAY NOT WATCH, BUT LIBRA GIRLFRIEND IS PRETTY SURE IF YOU GET "THE ADVENTURES OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN" THAT SHE WILL WATCH THAT.


Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes