Another day, another bunch of jive for the Dot Train.
Here's what went down---
1. Went to yoga.
2. Experienced a 5.4 earthquake while doing yoga.
3. Received a harassing phone call from mother.
4. Went to an audition for a Honda Commercial.
5. Went to an audition for a Microsoft video.
6. Came home and sent out emails to friends that Libra Girlfriend and I are engaged.
7. Bowled a 118.
THAT'S A FULL EFFIN' DAY IN MY BOOK!!!!!!
Sunday Libra Girlfriend and I went to Condom-Con!
Condom-Con looks like this---
And if you go there, you receive free high fives!
You can also pose in front of a replica of the "frozen" Hans Solo from "Star Trek" and you can look like you don't want to have your picture taken and also partially block the Hans Solo doll.
At Condom-Con you can also eat an $8 "gourmet" pizza with your Libra Girlfriend that tastes like absolute shit.
If you're lucky, at Condom-Con you can also have your picture taken with the entire cast from "Star Wars!"
The Hulks was at Condom-Con and he wasn't even wearing a shirt! Libra Girlfriend was all over his delicious bod!
Also at Condom-Con there is Castle Grayskull!!!!
In addition, at Condom-Con, Libra Girlfriend and I ran into Lloyd Kaufman and he let us take his picture with him since Libra Girlfriend bought a halter top at his kiosk.
And on the drive home, there was a gigantic breast!!!!
All of this and more can be yours for attending the one and only Condom-Con!
See ya in 2007!!!!!
ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 29, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES CONDOM-CON, WHICH HE AND LIBRA GIRLFRIEND ATTENDED ON JULY 27, 2008 FOR BEING A PLACE WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE LIKE FREE HIGH FIVES AND POSING WITH THE CAST OF "STAR WARS" FROM BEHIND AND THE HULK AND LLOYD KAUFMAN TAKING HIS PICTURE WITH US AND GIGANTIC BREAST ALERT!
My mother telephoned me today and told me something must be done about the Dotman. She said he can not be allowed to tell any more of his inane jokes.
Mother, I am doing the best I can but the Dotman is like the cockroach. It seems he's destined to survive.
AND he knows how to ride a bike.
This is no good.
And know what else is no good?????
- Dotson Salutes - Condom-Con
- Dotson Salutes - Mickey's Space Ship Shuttle
- Dotson Salutes - Nick Mahorn
- Dotson Salutes - Every David Bowie song except "Yo...
- Dotson Salutes - Getting blood drawn up the butt.
- Dotson Salutes - Norman Bates
- Dotson Salutes - David Lynch's Autograph
- Dotson Salutes - Heath Ledger's Spirit
- Dotson Salutes - The "Heathcliff" Theme Song
- Dotson Salutes - Not giving the fucks the satisfac...
- Dotson Salutes - Philip Seymour Hoffman's Dad
- Dotson Salutes - Chan Poling
- Dotson Salutes - Returning Unwatched Netflix
- Dotson Salutes - TheWereWolfkid
- Dotson Salutes - The fact that I'm still rocking N...
- Dotson Salutes - Seeing Shit
- Dotson Salutes - "Bone Me" Island
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