Not long ago in a very recent time when in the past there were things that happened, one of those things that happened is that Libra Girlfriend and I watched a WHOLE thirty minutes of cartoon openings from the '80s.
And one of those openings was from the cartoon "Heathcliff."
Heathcliff looks like this---
And you can watch the "Heathcliff" theme song right here---
It's pretty much the greatest song ever written.
It would be in my Top 5 songs of all-time.
Here are my 5 Favorite Songs of all-time in no particular order---
10. "The Living Years" by Mike & The Mechanics
2. The "Love Boat" Theme Song
17. "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul
43. "Sometimes a Fantasy" by Billy Joel
3. "Chips" Theme Song
23. Tom Hanks
47. "Don't Be Cruel" by Bobby Brown
18. "Lady in Read" by... some dude
3. "Jumpin' Jack Flash" by The Beatles
And MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE SONG OF ALL-TIME is------
"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES" BY G.I. JOE
G.I. Joe looks like this---
And he knows owls.
HE KNOWS ALL THE OWLS!!!!!
ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 18, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES THE "HEATHCLIFF" THEME SONG FOR BEING A SONG YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO AND WATCH IN A VIDEO AND YOU LIKE TO SING IT AND IT'S IN YOUR TOP-5 SONGS OF ALL-TIME AND YOUR FAVORITE SONG OF ALL-TIME IS "PORK CHOP SANDWICHES" AND G.I. JOE KNOWS ALL THE OWLS. ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In addition to knowing owls, if you stand behind a podium, G.I. Joe will show up and he will kick your ass!!!!
Here's G.I. Joe getting mad at people standing behind podiums and threatening ass-kicking right here---
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