Right now the Moon is in Taurus, which means it's a great time to go out and eat a ton of MEAT!!!!
And that's exactly what I did this afternoon! I met Libra Girlfriend for lunch and promptly ordered a steak® quesadilla. I ate half of it at the restaurant and ate the other half when I got home. In addition to eating the other half at home, I also downed some grapes.
SEE! Grapes all gone!!!
While Libra G.F. and me were having our lunch, out the window we saw a van that said "Mickey's Space Ship Shuttle" on the side.
The van looked like this---
And I told Libra G.F. right then and there that those bastards were getting a Dotson Salute!
If you haven't already visited their website in the above link, I would encourage you to do so as soon as possible.
In the meantime, here is just a TASTE of what you can expect to see on their site---
1. You will see this---
Free mouse ears for kids under 8 while they last! Who does that anymore??? No one I can think of! Not even Virgin Mary.
PLUS! The folks at Mickey's give a damn about your personal safety. Here is some advice right here---
I love these guys!
I'm coming over for Thanksgiving!
ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 25, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES MICKEY'S SPACE SHIP SHUTTLE BECAUSE IF YOU'RE UNDER 8 YOU'LL GET FREE MOUSE EARS WHILE THEY LAST, BECAUSE THEY HAVE AN AWESOME WEBSITE THAT TELLS PEOPLE SAFE PLACES TO STAY WHILE VISITING LOS ANGELES AND I LOVE THESE GUYS AND I'M COMING OVER FOR THANKSGIVING!
The Dotman's unfunny joke today revolves around his aunt and uncle.
- Dotson Salutes - Condom-Con
- Dotson Salutes - Mickey's Space Ship Shuttle
- Dotson Salutes - Nick Mahorn
- Dotson Salutes - Every David Bowie song except "Yo...
- Dotson Salutes - Getting blood drawn up the butt.
- Dotson Salutes - Norman Bates
- Dotson Salutes - David Lynch's Autograph
- Dotson Salutes - Heath Ledger's Spirit
- Dotson Salutes - The "Heathcliff" Theme Song
- Dotson Salutes - Not giving the fucks the satisfac...
- Dotson Salutes - Philip Seymour Hoffman's Dad
- Dotson Salutes - Chan Poling
- Dotson Salutes - Returning Unwatched Netflix
- Dotson Salutes - TheWereWolfkid
- Dotson Salutes - The fact that I'm still rocking N...
- Dotson Salutes - Seeing Shit
- Dotson Salutes - "Bone Me" Island
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