Even if yu arent a sports fan, purhaps you herd of this storee about Nick Mahorn who is a coach in the assistant cupacity for a WNBA Team and that team is called the Deetroit something-or-uther and he was involved in a fracas, witch is like a fite, and he shoved right to the ground this WNBA chick named like Lisa Lesbo or something and he's taking heet rite now for it because we all know you don't shove a ladee, even if it's in a fite during a basket ball game and all hell is braking loose.
Dick Mahorn looks like this---
Since he an assistance coach, he gets 4 tickits to eech basketball game and he is very proud of those tickets and is always showing them off.
Here iz unother picshure of him holding 4 tickets---
The video of Vic Mahorn pushing Lisa "Isle of" Lesbo to the ground is vu-able here--
"I ate a lot of tacos before the game," said Mahorn. "Sometiems I eet up to 7 tacos before a game, but that night I had as many as 9."
ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 24, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES LICK MAHORN FOR BEING INVOLVED IN A FITE AND FOR GETING 4 FREE TICKETS TO EACH DEETROIT FEMININE GAME AND FOR EATING AS MANY AS NINE TACOS AND I'M BETTING HE'S SURE SORRY ABOUT PUSHING LISA LESBIA DOWN TO THE CORTE BECUSE EVEN MICK MAHORN KNOWS YOU DON'T PUSH A LADY ANY TIME EVER AND I THINK HE'S PRETTY EMBARRASSSED BY THE HOLE THING AND HE CAN EAT NINE TACOSE.
Todaze Dotman Joke is even shitty bye his standards.
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