All y'all reading 'bout the golf today and I know what y'all be thinkin'--
Y'all thinkin' that Norman Bates blew it at the British Opens yesterday.
Y'all sayin', "That dude's a poser. He sucked ass big time in that 4th round. Them first three rounds wuz a fluke. That's all that shit was. A FLUKE."
Yeah? Well guess whats?
Ain't no fluke.
First off, motherfucker's 137 years old. I'd like to see your ass hitting a golf ball when you's 137 years old and see if y'all be leadin' the British Opens after three rounds.
Second off, dude be bangin' Ivan Lendl.
WHO GIVES A SHITS how you golf when you bangin' that piece of ass? That is a piece of ass that no man be bangin' 'cept for Norman Bates and he be lovin' every minute of that shit. Here's what Norman Bates said 'bout bangin' Ivan Lendl.
"It's the fifth greatest sex I've ever had."
That's straight from Norman Bates's mouth, mothafucka! Who all got time to focus on no golf tournament when he havin' the fifth greatest sex of his life?"
ON THIS GREAT DAY, JULY 21, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES NORMAN BATES CUZ Y'ALL DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW HE BANGING IVAN LENDL AND HAVING HIMSELF THE FIFTH GREATEST SEX OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE. Y'ALL DON'T KNOW.
That skinny-ass Dotman be back, too. Ain't no shit goin' right today. None.
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