Friday, September 5, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Easel Pads


I was at the office store yesterday and you know how they have easel pads?



Well, guess how much they were!



That's right-- $35.99 for two pads!

That's like $24 each!!!!

WTF?

How do they get away with charging so much for that jive? I mean, how much does paper cost?

Like 3 cents?

So you multiply 3 cents times 8 and you get 24 cents!

It costs them 24 cents to make this stuff and then they charge $35.99 for two!

This is worse price poaching than gas and oil. Haliburton ain't got nuthin' on this racket.


However!


In these dark times, there is hope and that hope comes in the form of a new web series starring me and Libra Fiancée. We started a YouTube Page and basically we will crank out these videos from time to time where Libra Fiancée talks about her experiences that day and I nod and say things in response. We promise incredibly shitty picture and sound quality.

Our first ever video was recorded last night. Here it is---



So far we have NINE hits!!! You could be the TENTH viewer!!! Then think of all the sex you'll get!!!!




ON THIS GREAT DAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES EASEL PADS FOR COSTING 24 CENTS TO MAKE AND THEN SELLING TWO-FOR-$35.99 PLUS TAX AND PEOPLE GET UPSET THAT THERE ARE WARS BEING FOUGHT OVER OIL BUT WARS SHOULD REALLY BE FOUGHT OVER EASEL PADS BECAUSE IT'S HURTING THE MIDDLE CLASS THAT THESE COST SO MUCH AND MIDDLE CLASS ARE FAMILIES.

Today the Dotman is in drag.



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

4 comments:

julius bloop said...

i hear obahmaz wife can do thousands of cocaines.

although ron mccain's vice president has a cocaine baby.

so...

bvllets said...

Totally cheap for Quas Ruled Eas. Totally.

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