Most people don't know that I used to be in the army and that the army taught me to be a team player.
But I don't hold that against people. It's not their job to know that I was in the army.
However, it IS people's job to eat food that makes them feel like they are on crack cocaine. And if you're people and want to do your job, then you need to take off your shirt and eat "Trail Power®."
This might sound like an advertisement, but it is not. This is just a reminder that we need to feel like we are on crack cocaine at all times. Otherwise, what's the point of being an American? Why did I serve my country in the war if you aren't going to throw a bunch of shit in your system that makes you feel like cleaning your house all night long and makes you want to go to the grocery store and buy one of those pre-paid credit cards so that you can charge internet pornography to it without your husband finding out?
"People eating organic superfoods = Happy Veterans"
ON THIS GREAT DAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES "TRAIL POWER®" AND LAST WEEK I WENT TO A CASINO IN PRIOR LAKE, MINNESOTA AND I PLAYED BLACK JACK AND AT THE END OF THE AFTERNOON I LOST EXACTLY $1.
Today The Dotman takes a stab at doing an impression of actor Haley Joel Osment.
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