Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Tub

One of those days. Couldn't get nothing going. I did go to yoga. Thank God! Yoga is awesome and it makes me want to kill myself less.



Later I had lunch with my German friend. We ate pizza!!!!

Then home I came and tried to write, but no-can-do because still battling a bout of melancholy like Norma Desmond in "Hollywood Boulevard."



But then I remembered---

TUB!!!!



So tub I did and it made me feel good. I did devil's horns and everything.

Then I went and played poker with the seniors and made smart ass comments.

NOW I FEEL GREAT!

Thank you Subway!!!!



ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 30, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES TUB BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN AND MELANCHOLIC AND CAN'T WRITE NOTHING AND STUFF IT'S GOOD TO "TUB IT UP" AND DO DEVIL HORNS AND BATHE AND GO IN THE TUB BECAUSE IT'S GOOD TO TUB AND BATHING AND TUB, TUB, TUB, TUBBLE-YOU-C-C-O!!!!



Today's Dotman joke is about dating people less attractive than you are.



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Elita Loresca

Don't go busting my balls!

I won't go busting your balls!

Don't go busting my, Don't go busting my balls!


Do you know this song by Felton John and Gladys Knights?



IT'S AWESOME!!!!

Listen to it and let it transform your life!!!!

I love "Don't Go Busting My Balls!!!"



HEY!

I worked today. I did a job!

A JOB!

The person I did the job with was her---



Straight Up!!!

Her name is Elita Loresca and she does the weather for Channel 4 News in Los Angeles.

This is her doing weather right here--



I KNOW HER!!!

And we're going to hang out now ALL THE TIME!!! Just me, Elita, her boyfriend, her parents, and her boyfriend's parents, and maybe my dad.

And it's going to be AWESOME!!!

Because that's what happens when you act in a commercial with Elita Loresca, you get to hang out with all those people. And since I did a commercial with Elita Loresca today, I am going to reak the benefits!!!!





ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 29, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES ELITA LORESCA FOR BEING AN AWESOME WEATHER PERSON AND FOR ACTING OPPOSITE ME IN A COMMERCIAL PROMOTING THE CHANNEL 4 WEATHER AND FOR THE SONG "DON'T GO BUSTING MY BALLS" AND FOUNTAINS!!!!



Today's Dotman joke is about YOU TELL ME, because I sure as shit didn't watch it and I have no intention of watching any of his jokes anytime soon.



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Monday, April 28, 2008

Dotson Salutes - COFFEE!!!!!!!

HOLY FUCK!!!!!

I JUST HAD MY FIRST CUP OF COFFEE IN 4 YEARS!!!!



I AM HIGH AS A MOTHER EFFIN' KITE!!

I'M ABOUT TO PULLS MY BALLS OFF OVER MY THROAT!!!

YOU KNOW IT!!!



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I AM SHAKING!!!

I boutht a CD of Paul Revere and The Rapers

and I listened to the "Just Like Me" song 5 times on the way home!!!



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Chris Dotson

Dotman!!!!!

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Bearded Dragons

It is so hot today I can't do shit. In a minor miracle I did put in my yoga DVD and had a nice yoga session in my living room.

I don't go to yoga class anymore because last time this dude (presumably an Aries) brought a mother effin' bearded dragon to class!

Let me tell you something about me that you might not know--

I DON'T DO YOGA WITH BEARDED DRAGONS!

I am racist against bearded dragons. Big time. Fuck those guys.

Male bearded dragons look like this---



Female bearded dragons look like this---



They look EXACTLY like that!!!

Eff bearded dragons and eff that presumably Aries guy for bringing that crap to my yoga class.

Yoga is about respecting the differences in others and accepting people even if their worldview differs from yours. Yoga is NOT about bearded fucking dragons.

This whole thing makes me constipated.



ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 27, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES BEARDED DRAGONS FOR FUCKING UP MY YOGA CLASS AND FOR BEING JERKS AND FOR CREATING A SITUATION THAT MAKES ME CONSTIPATED AND FOR NOT OFFERING ME ANY MILK!

No milk!!! NONE!!!!




Chris Dotson

Dotman's Joke of the Day

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Dotson Salutes - $2.60 Tax Relief Checks

Read it and weep, suckas!!!



You are looking at a $2.60 tax relief check from the State of California!

THANK FUCKING CHRIST!

Now I can go out and help the economy grow and buy 65% of a gallon of a gasoline!!!




ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 26, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES $2.60 TAX RELIEF CHECKS BECAUSE THEY MAKE FOR A GREAT SARCASTIC BLOG ENTRY AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY TAURUS WEB DESIGNER FRIEND.


Other things one can buy with $2.60 instead of 65% of a gallon of gasoline---

This pair of propellers on Amazon.




Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Friday, April 25, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Books

Man, I got books comin' out my ears. I went to the library the other day because the moon was in Sagittarius and I was feeling all philosophical and shit and I rented 7 books.

But now the moon is in Capricorn and the LAST THING I want to do is read books. Now I just want to sit around and think about money.

So that's what I'm doing right now. I'm sitting around and thinking about money.



HOWEVER, perchance if I can pull myself away from thinking about money, I decided that of the 7 books I rented, the 2 I will focus on will be "Race Matters" by Carmel West and "Common Sense" by Tommy "House of" Paine.



But that's a HUGE "if", because there is all kinds of jive to watch on TV tonight, including---

1. Pistons vs. 76ers
2. Hornets vs. Mavericks
3. Suns vs. Spurs
4. Rangers vs. Penguins
5. Another hockey game that I can't remember

PLUS--

I also still have to watch "Sweeney Todd" on DVD and Disc 3 of Season one of "Drexler."



This could easily be the greatest Friday night of my entire life.

Oh, wait--- IT ALREADY IS!!!

Damn straight.

DAMN straight!!!!!



ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 25, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES BOOKS BECAUSE YOU GET A LOT OF THEM AT THE LIBRARY WHEN THE MOON'S IN SAGITTARIUS BUT THEN THE MOON GOES INTO CAPRICORN SO YOU PICK TWO TO READ, BUT THERE'S NO GUARANTEES YOU'LL READ THEM BECAUSE SPORTS AND DVDS AND YOU STILL NEED TO EAT DINNER, BUT THAT CHOCOLATE-COVERED STRAWBERRY YOU ATE A FEW MINUTES AGO WAS DEEEEE-FUCKIN-LICIOUS.

Today The Dotman wonders if he's a racist. (I think we all know the answer to that one. And the answer is "penis.")



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes


Thursday, April 24, 2008

Dotson Salutes - I watch hockey now.

My friends and I shoot some new David Lynch videos today. It make me happy shooting videos.

Sometime after, I go to shop and try to find people to take dent out of my car for cheap. Some say $300. Some say $250. Another say $150, "maybe." Still other knows someone who MIGHT be able to do it for $75.

$75!!!! Would that be nice???


I know!!!


Blog over. I watch hockey now. Game is Colorado versus Detroit and it look like this--




ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 24, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES I WATCH HOCKEY NOW BECAUSE HOCKEY.


Dotman Joke sucks. Goes without saying.




I look like Spike Lee!!!






Big time!! We same!! He my roommate!!!!


Chris Dotson

Dotman's Joke of the Day

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Dotson Salutes - TROPHY!!

LOOK AT ME!!!

TROPHY!!!!!



They give me trophy at bowling last night!!

Nobody tell me they going to give me trophy--- they just give it to me!!!!

IT SURPRISE!!!

Close up, trophy look like this---



It a bowling ball!!!

It even have my name on it!!!



That way they know it mine!!!

They know it MINE!!!!

I am getting trophy because I have PERFECT ATTENDANCE at bowling!!

We bowl every week and I show up EVERY TIME!!!

I have no life!!!

NO LIFE!!!

My Gemini friend make trophy and present it to me!

Trophy make me happy!!!

It make me SO HAPPY!

Then I make love with Tut.



ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 23, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES TROPHY BECAUSE TROPHY MAKE ME SO HAPPY AND THEN I MAKE LOVE WITH TUT.

Today Dotman Joke stupid! It SO STUPID!



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Dotson Salutes - "Sex, Drugs, and Videotape"

Dude. I was watching cable last night and on came one of the Top 600 movies of all-time---

"Sex, Drugs, and Videotape!"



I love that show! I especially like the scene where Jane Spader bangs Aidan McDowell and then he shows her his pinata collection!!



PEACE OF MIND!!

Precisely, "Sex, Drugs, and Videotape" was directed by a guy named Stevie Spielburgh.



Back in 1989, it was very uncommon for a film to be directed by a white male in his 40s. But Spielburgh pulled it off. HE TOTALLY PULLED IT OFF!!!!

(And yes, that is Stevie Spielburgh doing his David Lynch impression in the above photo.)




This blog has been brought to you by Suncheros.



Pequenos Keebleros!!!!


ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 22, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES "SEX, DRUGS, AND VIDEOTAPE" FOR BEING ON CABLE LAST NIGHT, FOR BEING ONE OF THE TOP 600 FILMS OF ALL-TIME, FOR HAVING THE PINATA COLLECTION SCENE AND FOR LAUNCHING THE CAREER OF STEVEN SONDHEIM!!


Today's Dotman Joke is about Spike Lee, and I have a feeling that Mr. Lee would not approve of it.





Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Monday, April 21, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Sage

Today's salute goes out to sage!

(And I'm sorry to those of you who at first thought that by "sage" I meant Sage Stallone.)



Because I didn't mean Sage Stallone. (Although Sage Stallone is a Taurus, which makes him MORE THAN WORTHY of a future "Dotson Salute!")

But the sage I'm talking about is the kind you buy in this bag.



The sage costs different prices depending on where you buy it, but my bag cost $7.95 plus tax.

So what you do is you put the sage in a shell container thing and then you light the sage on fire and you make smoke and you take the shell container all over your apartment and get the sage smoke everywhere -- especially in the corners--- and then you think good, uplifting thoughts. Preferably positive.



I'm sage-ing it up because my energy is a bit "off" right now. I think it has more to do with the moon than anything else.

First of all---

The moon is currently in Scorpio, and when the moon is in Scorpio, we can all be a bit overly sensitive and feel like our life is careening out of control and sometimes we turn into squirrels and eat way too many peanuts!!!!



People who were born with their moon in Scorpio (LUCKY!!!) should actually feel pretty harmonious right now because they are "in tune" with the emotions in the air.

So that's why I'm burning sage. Because the moon's in Scorpio.

I like tigers.



ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 21, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES SAGE BECAUSE IT'S STILL PRETTY COOL EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT SAGE STALLONE AND IT CLEARS AWAY NON-EXISTENT NEGATIVE ENERGY THAT YOU PRETEND EXISTS BECAUSE YOU NEED TO TELL YOURSELF SOME KIND OF STORY AND THE MOON IS IN SCORPIO SO THAT'S A GOOD REASON AS WELL AND YOU LIKE TIGERS.

Today's Dotman joke is one of his worst yet. Don't enjoy!



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes, sucka!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Full Moons

It was a full moon this morning at 2am!

Full moons are Japanese Restaurants and their coupons look like this---


Check out the amazing savings!!!


So what happened last night is that I went to a karaoke party and the person hosting the party had a PRIVATE ROOM!

So there were like 20 of us and we all sang songs!

At one point I even sang "She's Like the Wind" by Patrick Dempsey!



Hey!

After the karaoke party, several of us went to a SECOND party because that's what you do when there are full moon restaurants. You go to a second party.

When we walked in there, there were dudes playing beer pong in the dining room and I was all like, "Yes!!! This is my kind of party!!!!"



There was also another guy vomiting in the toilet with the bathroom door open.

Kick ass!

We stayed at the party for about an hour or so. And I talked to this Virgo chick who gave me some travel tips when I go to Europe this summer. So I was able to get some quality information at this party.

ALSO! I was talking to one of my bowling friends AT THE SAME PARTY and he works on the show "Navy NCIS" and he told me that Mark Harmon is "pretty solid in the head."



ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 20, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES FULL MOONS BECAUSE THEY'RE JAPANESE RESTAURANTS WHERE YOU GET $5 OFF AND BECAUSE WHEN THERE'S FULL MOONS YOU GO TO TWO PARTIES AND YOU STAY OUT REALLY LATE (AT LEAST, "LATE" FOR YOU) AND THAT'S 3AM AND YOU TALK TO A VIRGO CHICK AND GET TRAVEL TIPS AND YOU TALK TO YOUR BOWLING FRIEND WHO TELLS YOU THAT MARK HARMON IS "SOLID IN THE HEAD" AND YOU SING A PATRICK DEMPSEY SONG AT KARAOKE.

I'm going to a barbeque this afternoon and after that, somebody is making me dinner. Sarah Jennifer Parker TOTALLY wishes she was me!!!!!!!




Chris Dotson

Dotman's Joke of the Day

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Autographed "Inland Empire" DVDs

Check it out!!!

It's an autographed "Inland Empire" DVD!



See the autograph? It's the gold writing going up the middle of the DVD. That's the autograph! And it was of course autographed by David Lunch!

David Lunch looks like this---



My friend gave me this DVD because that's what friends do!! They give each other autographed "Inland Empire" DVDs.

And you need to ask yourself if YOUR friend has given YOU an autographed "Inland Empire" DVD lately, because if they haven't, then maybe they aren't really your friend.

THINK ABOUT IT!!!!

Want to know how my friend came into possession of an autographed "Inland Empire" DVD?

Me, either!!!


But here's how it went down--

My friend has ANOTHER friend and this OTHER friend was at a bookstore in Los Angeles. (Straight up. I'm crapping you negative.) And then this OTHER friend sees David Lunch in the bookstore and goes up to Lunch and asks him that if he were to buy something of his at the store (like a DVD or book or something,) if Lunch would autograph it.

Lunch said he would. So the other friend goes off and comes back with a book about Lunch and Lunch says, "Not that one." And then the other friend goes off again and this time comes back with an "Inland Empire" DVD and Lunch whips out a metallic gold pen and autographs the sucker right there on the spot!

THEN this other friend gets home and realizes he's not even a fan of David Lunch and so he gives the DVD to MY friend. My friend thanks him for it but then realizes HE'S not a particularly big fan of Lunch's work, either.

SO, what happened next is that since my friend is a GENIUS and knows that I'm a HUGE fan of Lunch, he decided to give the DVD to me.

And so he did.

And now I'm going to eat an almond.



ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 19, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES AUTOGRAPHED "INLAND EMPIRE" DVDS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO-- THEY GIVE EACH OTHER AUTOGRAPHED "INLAND EMPIRE" DVDS AND SOMETIMES THE DVD THAT'S GIVEN TO YOU WAS GIVEN TO YOUR FRIEND BY SOMEONE ELSE FIRST AND THAT FRIEND ISN'T EVEN THAT BIG OF A FAN OF LUNCH BUT FORTUNATELY THAT FRIEND HAS A VERY OUTGOING PERSONALITY AND WILL ASK PEOPLE FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH JUST FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING THE AUTOGRAPH AND IT'S AWESOME BECAUSE THAT CHANCE MEETING ULTIMATELY BENEFITED YOU IN THE END AND IT MAKES YOU THINK THAT GOD IS AWESOME BUT YOU ONLY THINK GOD IS AWESOME WHEN SOMETHING BENEFITS YOU IN THE END, BECAUSE WHEN SOMETHING DOESN'T BENEFIT YOU IN THE END THEN YOU GET MAD AT GOD AND TRY TO MAKE HIM FEEL GUILTY BY WITHHOLDING SEX FROM HIM.

Since I didn't get a chance to post Dotman's Joke yesterday, I'll post it today instead. So here's your chance to watch the Dotman suck it up.



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Friday, April 18, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Bob Dylan's Son's Coffee Shop

I went to a coffee shop today.

It was no ordinary coffee shop, though!

It was owned by BOB DYLAN'S son!

I knew it was owned by Bob Dylan's son because I was with my Sagittarius friend and he told me that it was owned by Bob Dylan's son and that's the whole reason we went there!

So we got inside the place and there was a guy at the counter and we wondered to each other whether it was Bob Dylan's son. My Sagittarius friend said he thought it was.

THEN! Out of NOWHERE in walked this friend of my Sagittarius friend and he said he comes to the coffee shop ALL THE TIME and he told us that the guy behind the counter was definitely not Bob Dylan's son.

So then I went up to the counter and told the guy behind the counter, "Fuck you!"

And the guy was all like, "What? Why are you saying that?"

And I said, "Thanks for wasting my time, asshole! I came here to see Bob Dylan's son and now I'm just looking at you. How do you think that makes me feel, dude?"

And the guy was all like, "Get out of here!"

And I was like, "Bobby Dills (Because that's my nickname for Bob Dylan) would NOT APPROVE of this! If Bobby Dills were here, he totally would fashion me a pipe out of timber and then I would smoke it and BUBBLES!!!!"

Then we left.

ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 18, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES BOB DYLAN'S SON'S COFFEE SHOP BECAUSE YOUR SAGITTARIUS FRIEND TELLS YOU ABOUT IT AND THEN YOU GO THERE AND BOBBY DILLS'S SON ISN'T THERE AND THERE'S SOME DUDE AT THE COUNTER THAT YOU TELL TO FUCK OFF AND THEN HE KICKS YOU OUT AND YOU DON'T POST ANY PICTURES OR LINKS OR DOTMAN VIDEOS ON TODAY'S BLOG ENTRY BECAUSE YOUR AT YOUR AQUARIUS FRIEND'S HOUSE AND YOU'RE ON A PC.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Sleeping a lot and reading.

I think I slept about 10 hours last night. I was doing poker with the seniors yesterday evening and I got t-i-r-e-d.

Usually there's this angry lady named Ruth who plays and she keeps me and all the other seniors on our toes. But last night she wasn't there and poker went very smoothly and I guess without the threat of Ruth yelling at me or someone else, the whole thing just lulled me to sleep.

So I came home and pretty much went to bed.

Today has so far proved to be equally exciting!!!

Here's what I did---

1. Woke up.
2. Took a shower and shampooed my hair.
3. Ate Thai Food for lunch.
6. Watched the rest of the Richard Pryor Concert DVD I'd rented.
4. Went to the library and finished reading the Alan Greenspam book (I didn't read ALL of it, of course. That would be boring. I skipped around and read the important parts) and read some more of the "Hip Book" I borrowed from my Aquarius friend.
5. Went to a coffee shop to read some more and get a hot chocolate.

Now I'm home and GUESS WHAT???????

I'm tired!!!



But that's what reading does to me. It makes me tired. I honestly don't know how kids make it through college with all that reading they're required to do. I mean, I open a book and after 3 MINUTES I'm nodding off and I literally have to tap my foot and/or do shoulder shrugs to keep my body from falling asleep.

READING IS NUTS, MAN!



ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 17, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES SLEEPING A LOT (AND READING) BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOUR BODY NEEDS MORE REST THAN IT DOES OTHER TIMES AND IT'S GOOD TO LISTEN TO YOUR BODY AND SLEEP MORE SOMETIMES AND NOT GET ALL WORKED UP ABOUT HOW YOU'RE "LAZY" AND/OR "NOT BEING PRODUCTIVE" AND ANY OF THAT SHIT AND JUST UNPLUG FROM WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO BE AND JUST BE YOURSELF AND IF BEING YOURSELF MEANS THAT YOU SLEEP MORE THAN OTHER PEOPLE AND GET TIRED AFTER READING MORE THAN 3 MINUTES, THEN SO BE IT AND DON'T JUDGE YOURSELF AND REMEMBER TO FLOSS AND LOOK AT THE KITTY!!!


KITTY!!!!


Today's Dotman Joke is about the Pope, I think. It's not like I watch his videos.




Chris Dotson

Dotman's Joke of the Day

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Gift Mugs

FEDEX!!!!

FedEx looks like this---



I got a FedEx yesterday. I came home from walking to find this tag hanging on the front door of my apartment building. I had to do a double take AND a triple take to make sure it was for me, because nobody EVER sends me FedExes.

That's because I'M NOT IMPORTANT!!! And only important people like Genghis Khan and Keanu Reeves get FedExes. (And sometimes they even get three in one day!!!!)



The tag said FedEx would re-deliver for me tomorrow OR I had the option of going to the FedEx station myself and picking the damn thing up.

So that's what I did!

I picked the damn thing up!

On my drive to the FedEx station it dawned on me that this might be some sick direct-mail promotion where all I was doing was driving to pick up some junk mail. I decided that if that was the case and it was like just some credit card offer or something like that that I would stop buying credit cards from that company and I would also stop attending that company's holiday parties in Jamaica.



And then I finally got to FedEx and the chick at the counter was all like, "Hi! Welcome to FedEx!"

And I was all like, "Shut up!"

And then she got me my package and as she brought it out to me, she said it looked like a package another guy picked up earlier in the day and that there was a mug inside.

And I was all like, "DUDE!! You totally ruined the surprise! Why did you tell me there was an effin' mug in here????"

She was right, though. There was a mug inside.

Mug looks like this---



It was a gift mug from the people from that new TV show I acted in last week. The name of the show is the same as the name on mug. It's called "Filthy Rich Girls" and it's going to be on the CW channel.

NOT LIMITED TO, HOWEVER!!!!!

In addition to mug, inside the package was a card that thanked me for my hard work on the show.




That's right. I work HARD!!!! And don't you forget it, Madonna Summers!!!


ON THIS GREAT DAY, APRIL 16, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES GIFT MUGS BECAUSE YOU GET A FEDEX FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE AND FEEL LIKE YOU ARE AS IMPORTANT AS GENGHIS KHAN AND KEANU REEVES AND FORTUNATELY IT'S NOT A CREDIT CARD OFFER WHEN YOU GET THERE BECAUSE YOU LIKE JAMAICAN HOLIDAY PARTIES AND YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL THAT THE FEDEX PERSON DOESN'T TELL YOU IN ADVANCE WHAT THE GIFT IT BECAUSE SHE CAN TOTALLY RUIN SURPRISES AND YOU WORK HARD FOR THE MONEY AND PEOPLE KNOW IT AND WRITE YOU NOTES TO THAT EFFECT.

Today's Dotman Joke is about Hillary Rodham Obama.





Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes