Saturday, May 31, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Brooks Shields

Happy Birthday to Brooks Shields!!!



Today the iconoclast of television and films turns older!!!

When he was younger, Brooks Shields was famous for wearing jeans--



The modeling and the things that went with it were what put Brooks on the map and then when she did other stuff in the film and television TV shows, that's when other fame of a different kind came all the way!

She was on a show called "Suddenly Seymour!"

And on that show was also but not limited to, JUDGE NELSON!!!




And one time in like 2002 or 2003, I was at a bar with my Gemini friend who just got married last weekend (Congratulations, Mike!!) and Judge Nelson showed up to this bar and said something kind of snippy to my friend and my friend and I were regulars at this bar and so my friend who got married last weekend told Judge Nelson to "beat it," but in not-as-nice-of-terms and then cooler heads prevailed and nothing happened.

WONDERFUL STORY!!!!




Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes of the Century

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Getting Yer Ya-Ya's Out

I was walking today in a place where people walk and I was listening to my iPod Walkman and the song "Sympathy for the New Jersey Devils" came on and I was like---

"HEY! Right now I'm listening to the STUDIO version of this song, but I remember a time, back in like 1996 when I was listening to a LIVE version of this song and I was visiting a friend in Grinnell, Iowa and that's when I had my VERY FIRST cigarette. And upon finishing that first cigarette, I immediately lit a SECOND cigarette."

I remember that happening!!!!

THAT'S A MEMORY!!!!

I get them all the time!!!

So as soon as I got home, I went to the iPhone website and downloaded that live version of "Sympathy for the New Jersey Devils," which was on an album called "Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out, Motherfucker!!!



And now I'm getting my Ya Ya's Out AND I'm also conceiving of Vanilla Toast.

Why don't they have VANILLA FUCKING TOAST????

They will.

Mark my words.

They will have vanilla fucking toast and I'm going to be the one who brings it to you.

Hope you like chemicals!!!!

Because if you don't, my mom is going to punch you in the ASS!




ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 29, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES GETTING YER YA YA'S OUT BECAUSE "SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL" ON THAT ALBUM IS AWESOME AND IT'S THE SONG YOU LISTEN TO YOU WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST AND SECOND CIGARETTES AND WHY DON'T THEY HAVE VANILLA TOAST AND THEY WILL AND MY MOM WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE ASS IF YOU DON'T EAT IT FOUR TIMES AT LEAST.

Today's Dotman Joke is again not funny.

GO FIGURE!!!!



AGAIN!!!

I just realized I never posted the latest David Lynch/Crispin Glover video on the blog yet, so if you haven't seen it, you can watch it.





Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Charbroiled Burgers

I had Thai food for lunch today with my Taurus friend and I said to him, "This sucks! We could totally be eating charbroiled burgers right now!"



Then I said, "We could totally be at Flamers® right now!!"



But we weren't at Flamers®. Not even close. We were at a Thai restaurant. With Asians and Armenians and two police officers.

And Flamers® has over 55 great locations!!!!

Up from 40!!!

Not even close. Not even CLOSE!!!!



ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 28, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES CHARBROILED BURGERS BECAUSE YOU CAN EAT THEM INSTEAD OF THAI FOOD FOR LUNCH AND YOU CAN TOTALLY BE AT FLAMERS® THAT HAS OVER 55 GREAT LOCATIONS AND THAT'S UP FROM 40 AND NOT EVEN CLOSE.


Today's Dotman Joke is about---- I don't even want to get into it. You wanna watch it? Go ahead, but don't say I warned you because I didn't.




Chris Dotson

The Dotman's Loser Joke Factory

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Not going to an STD clinic.

Huh?

I didn't go to an STD Clinic today.

Why would I do that?

STDs are dumb. I don't get STDs. Why would I go there?

Anyway, so I totally didn't go to an STD Clinic today because I totally didn't have a tiny, tiny, miniscule red dot on the tip of my penis.

I don't even HAVE a penis!!!!

So there was no reason for me to go to this free clinic and fill out 2 forms and then be assigned a number (My number was definitely NOT 7!), and it's not like when it was my turn to see the doctor that they called out "NUMBER 7!" instead of my actual name because it's not like they assign you a number for confidentiality purposes.

Then I absolutely did not urinate in a cup (Why would there ever be ANY REASON for me to urinate into a plastic cup with an orange lid????) and I did not then go see a doctor and show him my penis.

WHAT???

ME show my penis to a complete stranger????

What is this, 2006????



And the doctor totally DID NOT tell me that that little red dot was not an STD at all and that I had absolutely nothing to worry about.

And they DID NOT draw blood for good measure to see if I had HIV or some other disease thing and I DO NOT have to go back in a week to get the results of the blood test.

None of that shit happened because I spent the ENTIRE DAY thinking about waffles and massaging a hamster.


PLUS----- MASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!




ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 27, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES NOT GOING TO AN STD CLINIC BECAUSE I TOTALLY HAVE NO BUSINESS GOING TO THOSE PLACES BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE I EVER HAVE SEX AND HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT AND I DON'T URINATE IN CUPS WITH PLASTIC LIDS OR SHOW MY PENIS TO STRANGERS IN A LAB COAT AND I DON'T DO A BLOOD TEST AND RETURN PLACES ONE WEEK LATER AND I THINK ABOUT WAFFLES A LOT AND MASSAGE HAMSTERS AND MASTURBATION!!

Today The Dotman sounds off on the new Indiana Jones Movie.



Whatever.


Chris Dotson

Even more Dotman jokes.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Congratulations, Scorpios!

Be all up in this!!

Today I got phone calls from three (THREE!!!) of my Scorpio friends. They had all been hiding this past month (whether they were aware of it or not,) because we were in Taurus and Taurus opposes Scorpio on the zodiac wheel, so while we were in Taurus, the "energy" out there was the total not the same energy as Scorpio and so Scorps were all like, "This sucks! You people are weird!"

But NOW we're in Gemini and Scorpios are all like, "You guys are still weird, but we're in Gemini now, so I'm going to call Chris Dotson and say 'hi' and invite him to go on a hike with me tomorrow morning and/or tell him about this awesome DVD I bought from a guy out of the trunk of his car and in the DVD the guy (playing himself) talks about his obsession with David Lynch and then my other friend calls me and says, 'I'm coming over and we're going to watch this episode of a Spanish soap opera I recently acted in called "Secretos."



And my friend was AWESOME in this episode. Wish you could have been there. He played this rich jerk who has a young Mexican maid working for him and when my friend's character goes out of town, he sits his son down on the couch and tells his son not to have any parties and not to "fuck" the maid. (STRAIGHT UP!!! HE LITERALLY TOLD HIS SON NOT TO FUCK THE MAID!) And then he tells the kid if he does screw the maid and she gets pregnant, that the son has to pay for the abortion himself.

I KNOW!! I KNOW I make a lot of stuff up on this blog, but I did not make up that scene I just wrote about.

My friend is a Scorpio!!!!

ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 24, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES CONGRATULATIONS, SCORPIOS! BECAUSE Y'ALL WERE HIDING UNDER AN ASTROLOGICAL ROCK DURING TAURUS AND I MISSED YOU AND I CRIED EVERY NIGHT AND NOW WE'RE IN GEMINI WHICH IS MORE TOLERABLE FOR YOU AND MY SCORPIO FRIEND WAS AWESOME ON "SECRETOS."

In honor of not being in Taurus anymore, I will now post my Scorpio filmmaker friend's favorite Dotman joke of all time.

It's Dotman's Britney Spears impression.



Dreadful. Absolutely dreadful.


Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Friday, May 23, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Art Theory

I do not want to blog today.

DAMNIT!

aka

DAMMIT!

aka

DAMN IT!

aka

I GET THE IDEA!

aka

All I want to do is just eat some damned watermelon.



And the other thing that all I really want to do is to read about some damned art theory because that shit is important.

I am a fucking artist, you hear me? And I need to do the background of this shit so that I can influence a profound amount of people on an abundant level.

And that happens!

Basically last night I bought 2 art theory books. One was about the Dada Art Movement and the other book was about this dude named Vinny Van Gogh.

The books are HERE!



This Van Gogh dude is awesome and TOTALLY UNDISCOVERED. Nobody in the history of art has discovered this Scottish painter and he is awesome. But I discovered him last night in a book and he was incredibly important when it comes to painting and you mark my word that the day will come when people are all like, "Vinny Van Gogh? I've totally heard of that dude. He painted the Eifel Tower."

And he did.

And he also made love to bats.




ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 23, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES ART THEORY BECAUSE YOU WANT IT MORE THAN YOU DO TO BLOG AND YOU'D ALSO RATHER EAT WATERMELON AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE DADA ART MOVEMENT WILL ENHANCE MY BLOG IMMEASURABLY AND VINNY VAN GOGH WILL SOON BE A HOUSEHOLD NAME AND HE MADE LOVE TO BATS.

Also!

I blog and I am also now an artist, so in my book, that makes me a "BLARTIST." And henceforth whenever someone refers to him or herself as a blartist, you will know that that was a term that was coined by Chris Dotson (me) and that no one thought of that term before Chris Dotson and no one will think of it after Chris Dotson. AND if by some miracle, there are people out there that already came up with the term "blartist" prior to me coming up with it today, then it doesn't count, because it only counts if you came up with "blartist" either TODAY OR AFTER. So I'm the first. And that's why I get to eat watermelon.


Today's Dotman Joke is about how The Dotman asked his girlfriend to go with him to the batting cages and all hell broke loose.



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Dotson Salutes John Favreaus

Last night at the 12:18am I saw "Indian Jones and The Temple of the Dog."

Now, I'm not saying I didn't like it, (In fact, I ain't saying NUTHIN', 'cause I know not all y'all seen this thing yet and I don't want to ruin no spoilers.)

I'm just saying that John Favreaus should have directed it.



Know how I know that John Favreaus should have directed it?

Because he's AWESOME.

And because "Iron Man" kicked ass and John Favreaus directed it. And that's why he should have directed "Indian Jones," too.



And because Favreaus directed "Alf," which is easily the 9th best movie of All-Time.



Know what John Favreause DIDN'T direct?

He did NOT direct "Swingers," dig? People all be saying that he directed "Swingers," but he didn't.

"Swingers" was directed by nunchucks.




ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 23, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES JOHN FAVREAUS FOR SHOULD HAVE DIRECTING "INDIAN JONES AND TEMPLE OF DOG," FOR BEING AWESOME, FOR DIRECTING "IRON MAN" AND "ALF" AND NOT FOR DIRECTING "SWINGERS" AND HE SHOULD DIRECT EVERYTHING THAT IS A MOVIE OR TV SHOW OR A COMMERCIAL FROM NOW ON. ESPECIALLY ARMY RECRUITING COMMERCIALS.




Today's Dotman Joke is about his crotch. High comedy at it's finest.




John Favreause should direct The Dotman videos. But like that would ever happen.

(LIKWE THAT: WPEUA PFJAE EELLVVVER HAPPPEPPEEENNNNN!!!!!!)


Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Banana Bread

Haven't blogged in a couple days and if you think the reason I haven't blogged is because I'm spending all my time with Libra Girlfriend, then you're absolutely WHITE!!!




At the SAME TIME, however, I have been consumed with the banana they call bread. OR, more to the point of which, the bread of banana that my mom recently sent to me.

Banana bread looks like this---



It look like burrito!

IT LOOK LIKE BURRITO!!!!

But no burrito it is, not AT ALL!

Because when you peel off that foil, banana bread looks like something you want to put in your mouth and rub on stuff.

And this is me putting the banana bread in my mouth right here---




And this is me rubbing it on stuff here--




HEY!

Who likes weird David Lynch videos????



ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 21, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES BANANA BREAD FOR LOOKING LIKE THIS, FOR BEING SOMETHING YOU WANT TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH, FOR BEING SOMETHING YOU WANT TO RUB ON STUFF AND WHO LIKES WEIRD DAVID LYNCH VIDEOS.

I think The Dotman is finally running out of material. Hopefully this is the beginning of the end. We can only pray to Jesus and the Mighty Satans.



Chris Dotson

The Loser They Call Dotman

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Bernie Adler

You don't need to be Glenn Frey to know that the heat is ON!



"OH-WO-OH-HO, OH-WO-OH-HO! CAUGHT UP IN THE ACTION, I'VE BEEN LOOKING OUT FOR YOU!"

So yesterday Libra girlfriend and I decided to join a group of friends at the beach.

BEACH IS BY THE WATER!!! BY THE WATER!!

Prior!

ERE we beached this shit, we stopped at a diner and had food. Girlfriend had french toast with sauteed bananas. I had an omelette with red peppers, spinach and swiss cheese.

Upon leaving the diner, we saw this sign in the parking lot---



And we were all like, "Who dis Bernie Adler and what up with the reserved parking for this S.O.B.?"

We deduced that Bernie Adler must be some important dude. Perhaps even a creator of "The Sopranos!!!"



Hence!

After the beach, we came home and googled this S.O.B. and it turns out that Bernie Adler is none other than a character played by actor Ronald Silvers on the TV show "Law of Orders!"



How cool is that?

FINALLY characters are being given the credit they deserve, because usually an actor plays a character and then the actor gets all the accolades and rewards and bad reviews, but now THE CHARACTER is having his day in the sun and getting reserved parking at a diner in Hollywood.

I love L.A.!!!


We love it!!!

ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 18, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES BERNIE ADLER FOR HAVING HIS OWN PARKING SPACE AT A DINER, FOR BEING PLAYED BY RONALD SILVERS AND FOR GLEN FREY KNOWING THAT THE HEAT IS ON AND PRIOR AND IT'S WICKED HOT UP IN THIS PIECE.


Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Friday, May 16, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Bud Light Auditions

I got to audition for a Bud Light Commercial today!!!!



Have you heard of this stuff??? It's beer!! You can drink it in your belly!!! It makes you feel like a million bucks!!

They told us to wear a tank top and a pair of shorts to the audition. I love wearing tank tops and shorts to auditions!!!

I even wore my American Flag flip flops--



Greatest day of my life--- EASY!!!

Then when I went into the actual audition room, the director asked me if I would mind taking off my shirt because in the scene my character is jumping into a hot tub and it's like "Who goes into a hot tub with a tank top on??"

So I said to the director, "You bet I'll take my shirt off. You BET!!!"

And I'm a man of my word so I took my shirt off and we did the scene and it was awesome.

Later today I ate a donut with my Gemini friend. I had a chocolate raised donut. He had a donut with a coffee cake crust.

Then we made out with these chicks---



ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 16, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES BUD LIGHT AUDITIONS BECAUSE YOU CAN DRINK BEER IN YOUR BELLY AND IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS AND YOU GET TO WEAR A TANK TOP AND SHORTS AND AMERICAN FLAG FLIP FLOPS AND THEN YOU GET TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AND PRETEND TO JUMP INTO A HOT TUB AND AFTERWARDS YOU EAT A DONUT WITH YOUR GEMINI FRIEND AND MAKE OUT WITH TWO CHICKS WHO HAVE LITTLE CAKES IN A BAG.


Today's Dotman Joke is about improvisational comedy. Don't watch it.



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Joke of the Day

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Dotson Salutes - 1-866-NO-ATTACKS

Libra Girlfriend and I went out to eat last night and we came across this sign at a bus stop--



Isn't that HORRIBLE???

Apparently Spanish-speaking people HATE kittens and there is now a crisis hotline for them to call whenever they have the urge to attack one.

The number is 1-866-NO-ATTACKS.

WHY, Spanish-speaking people????



WHY do you hate kittens so much????

What did they ever do to you????

There's a part of me that wants to hate all Spanish-speaking people because attacking kittens is uncalled for, regardless of what your preferred language is.



But another part of me recognizes that Spanish-speaking people really need our help. And that help is being provided by 1-866-NO-ATTACKS.

So, THANK YOU, 1-866-NO-ATTACKS for helping Spanish-speaking kitten abusers see the light. If you were a sexy real estate agent and not a phone number, I would totally bang you.



ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 15, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES 1-866-NO-ATTACKS FOR HELPING SPANISH-SPEAKING PEOPLE DEAL WITH THEIR HATRED OF KITTENS AND ASSISTING THEM WITH SAID ANGER SO THAT THE ABUSE OF THE KITTEN COMMUNITY WILL NOT CONTINUE AND WE SHOULD NOT BE UPSET WITH ANGRY SPANISH-SPEAKERS BUT FEEL COMPASSION AND BELIEVE THAT SOMEDAY THEY WILL WAKE UP AND NOT ABUSE A KITTEN NO MORE FOREVER.


MEOW!


Today's Dotman joke is about how gay marriage is now okay in California.



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Herbie Lewis & The Nudes

Okay, now that I'm all in love 'n shit, I wanted to listen to some music that was about love, but I didn't want it to be some pussy love music like the Beatles or Peaches 'N Herb or some shit. I wanted it to be some MAN love music! And not man love music like music for two mans to get it on, but music that a real man like himself listens to when the love is strong and the music must be heard. And that's why I turned to Herbie Lewis & The Nudes.



Motherfuckers got it GOIN' ON!!!

They sing about love like you wouldn't believe, all up in that "Power of Love" shit and "Love in an Elevator" and "I Will Always Love You" and my personal favorite--

"DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE?"




Watch the video here and check out the mullets!!! They're titillating!

On the side note, one time when I was 15 or so, I read an interview with a rock groupie in Penthouse Magazine, and she said that she had slept with a lot of musicians and stuff and that Herbie Lewis had the biggest penis she had ever seen! I briefly looked just now to find some documentation on the world wide web to back up my story, but I couldn't find anything.

At any rate, if you want to get a look at Herbie's penis, you can find him pissing on a dead body in Robert Redford's "Short Cuts."




PENIS! BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS, MOM!!!



ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 14, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES HERBIE LEWIS & THE NUDES FOR SINGING LOVE MUSIC FOR REAL MEN, AND FOR HAVING MULLETS IN THE "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE" MUSIC VIDEO AND DOTSON ALSO SALUTES HERBIE LEWIS FOR HAVING A REPORTEDLY VERY LARGE PENIS AND FOR URINATING ON A DEAD BODY IN TOMMY ALTMAN'S "SHORT CUTS" AND FOR BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS, MOM.


Today's Dotman Joke is about how polar bears are on the "Endangered Species" list. I'm sure it's illuminating.




Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Bobby Dills

TOTALLY!!!!

This afternoon I saw the Bobby Dills exhibit at the Skirball Cultural Center.



Straight up!

Motherfucker invented the wheelbarrow!



ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 13, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES THE SHIT OUT OF BOBBY DILLS FOR HAVING AN EXHIBIT AT THE SKIRBALL CULTURAL CENTER AND FOR INVENTING THE WHEELBARROW.

Today's Dotman Joke is about a picture that was taken of him at his high school prom.



Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Monday, May 12, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Steve Woodwind

Guess whose birthday it is today!!!!!!

It's totally STEVE WOODWIND'S birthday!!!



I know!!! I thought he was a Libra, too!!!

But he isn't! He's totally a Scorpio and he totally turns 60 today!!!

Steve Woodwind is THE ONLY person having a birthday today. NO ONE ELSE can have a birthday on May 12, because that is Steve Woodwind's birthday and THERE MUST BE HIGHER LOVE!



Without it, love is a wasted time!!!

And there will be NO WASTED TIMES on Steve Woodwind's birthday!


Wasted times look like this---




ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 12, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES STEVE WOODWIND FOR HAVING A BIRTHDAY TODAY AND NOBODY ELSE AND TURNING 60 AND BRINGING A HIGER LOVE AND NO WASTED TIMES TODAY AND WASTED TIMES LOOK LIKE THIS.

Today's Dotman Joke is about how The Dotman and his girlfriend went... (Yeah, RIGHT! The Dotman has a GIRLFRIEND???? In his dreams! Who does he think he is? Steve Woodwind???)




Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Dotson Salutes - Shoghik Schifberg

I was hanging out with my Libra lady friend today and as we were walking back to her Honda after eating food, we came across perhaps the greatest real estate sign ever invented!

The sign looked like this---



IS THAT AWESOME OR WHAT????

I mean, who wouldn't want to buy a house from a person named "Shoghik Schifberg???"

I know I would!

My Libra lady friend wanted to hang out some more, but I said to her, "NO! I must run home immediately and find out what this Shoghik Schifberg person looks like."

So I came home, went online, and found this picture---




Turns out Shoghik is a woman. Nice!! But the picture was really small, so I blew it up for you so you can get a better glimpse of her mug---



Isn't that better????

I KNOW PHOTOSHOP, MOTHERFUCKER!!!



ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 11, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES SHOGHIK SCHIFBERG FOR HAVING AN AWESOME NAME, FOR HAVING A REALTY SIGN DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM WHERE MY LIBRA LADY FRIEND WAS PARKED, FOR HAVING AN INCREDIBLY TINY PICTURE OF HERSELF ONLINE AND FOR SOMEDAY HAVING SEX WITH ME AND/OR SELLING ME A HOUSE, BUT PREFERABLY SEX. AND TOAST.

Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Dotson Salutes- "I Support Single Moms" Shirts

I've been walking in central park, singing after dark. People think I'm CRAZY.



And when I was walking in the park today, I saw this dude who was wearing an awesome shirt that looked like this---



And I was like, "THAT RULES!! I like it when people support one another. This guy is a real humanitarian. He is no doubt a huge fan of boxer Evander Holyfield and is also most likely an Aquarius."

Then I came home and did a google search to find the image (Which I DID find!), but then I also found images for other shirts that had the same message.

Here is one of those other shirts right here---



YOU KNOW IT!

All single mothers are strippers. ALL OF THEM. Without fail. My mom was a single mother and she too was a stripper. Yes, she taught 2nd grade and made all of her income that way, but mostly she was a stripper.

I love my stripper mother.

My stripper mother looks like this--



HAPPY EARLY MOTHER'S DAY, STRIPPER MOTHER!!!


ON THIS GREAT DAY, MAY 10, 2008, DOTSON SALUTES "I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS" SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY HAVE STRIPPERS ON THEM AND ALL SINGLE MOTHERS ARE STRIPPERS, INCLUDING MY SINGLE MOTHER WHO TAUGHT 2ND GRADE BUT WAS MAINLY A STRIPPER AND SHE LOOKED LIKE JESSE JOHNSON.


(FYI- This is what YOUR stripper mother looks like)---




LUCKY!!!!


Chris Dotson

Dotman's Jokes